A letter to Ex-Girl Friend

Dear Monisha,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating.
Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.

When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letter, you know very well………… I have written many letter to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA, and it’s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girlfriend, please send it back to me, I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spent lot of monies for impressing you, I am attaching list of expenses which I request you to clear it at earliest...

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner Rs.1895/-, Cool Drinks Rs.938, Snacks Rs.645/-, Juice Rs.345/-Cinema Rs. 1000/-. Internet Chatting Rs500/-Mobile Recharge Rs.1800/-, Petrol Rs. 2500/- , Gift Items Rs.850/- Grand Total: Rs.10437/- (in Words Ten Thousand Four Hundred and Thirty Seven Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and more over if you have of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statements of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters so that you no need to write again to your boyfriend and your photo so that you can give to BF.

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don’t think you have got any expenditure. During these dates, I have seen many times that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay.

Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Suhail.

Your Ex-lover,
SJN